Aerosmith's Mystery Illness Solved

It seems that the band Aerosmith has been canceling some tour dates due to a mystery ailment that has been plaguing front man Steven Tyler. Spokespeople for the band have not alluded to what this illness may be and no member of the band itself have come forward so it has left a lot of fans wondering what is going on.

I am not a medical professional but I believe that I have diagnosed this mystery illness. Old age. At 58, Steven Tyler is downright juvenile when compared to Mick Jagger and Charlie Watts but nonetheless the man is aging, badly. And even though old age is not considered an illness by the medical profession it can be fatal to an aging rocker. And it sounds better and garners more sympathy to say that one is suffering from a "mysterious ailment" rather than saying, "Aerosmith cannot perform tonight because Steven Tyler needs a nap and his arthritis is acting up."

Aerosmith, I dig you guys. Toys In The Attic rocked, but if you can no longer handle the rigors of touring then just get off the road and stick to doing studio albums.

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