The Continued Occupation of Oregon and Southwest Washington: Year End Review

Dateline: December 31, 2005
Location: Beaverton, Oregon


On the eve of what we all hope to be a wonderful new year, I stand here pondering what life as an Oregonian will mean in 2006. Although we still find ourselves occupied by the oppressive warlords from the ether, a resistance movement has been growing steadily and is becoming stronger each passing month. It won't be long before we will have the strength and numbers to mount a major offensive perhaps as early as March. I understand that many of you in the Portland area have been without news from friends and family who reside in the Medford and Klamath Falls areas. Fear not, I am certain that the resistance in the southern part of our state is just as strong as it is here.

Residents from The Dalles have been suffering the effects of a new mind control device that was put in place by the alien tribe from the unknown galaxy. We fear all is lost for them, there will be no hope of recovery for those already exposed to this device.

Good news from La Grande, Oregon. They had a bumper crop of grapes and carrots this year and much of it made its way westward to us here in Portland. We thank you as it helped stave off a potential famine for us. Lord knows this has been a trying time for all Oregonian's and our neighbors in Southern Washington state but I believe that in 2006 the fight for our freedom and liberty will be hard fought but ultimately a victory. We are very close to being able to rejoin the rest of Free America.