Saturday, April 15, 2006

Derrick Foxworth: Victim or Menacing Black Devil?

Portland finds itself in the midst of yet another juicy scandal as the citizens are exposed to the sexual stylings of Chief Derrick Foxworth. But as it has been pointed out in several media outlets, is Chief Foxworth really the bad guy here? Rumor has it that the alleged victim, Angela Oswalt, was quite the slut-about-town who made a habit of bragging about the various high profile men that she had banged.

I'm not saying that Derrick Foxworth is a saint but before condemning the man and sending him riding out of town on a rail shouldn't the city and the people first look to see how he has performed as the chief of police? This is not exactly a case of Chief Foxworth slipping his big, chocolate log into an underage girl like that filthy bastard, Neil Goldschmidt did. Of course the morality behind this must be considered but we must also look at the complete picture.

Should the Chief had known better? Yes. Were his actions questionable? Yes. Is Angela Oswalt a victim of sexual harassment? Probably not.


Let me spell it out in simple terms. You have a 46 year-old female with a history of seeking out important and powerful men for sexual relationships. She makes it a point to make those around her aware of these relationships. Up until now, she never had an issue with these men or her lifestyle. Bottom line, the lady is worn out. She has a lot of miles on her and her best years are behind her. No decent man will want to begin a serious relationship with a former slut and she is scared of a future that finds her alone with nothing but her cats to keep her company.

Ladies and gentlemen, Angela Oswalt is making one last, desperate attempt to be in the spotlight and perhaps make a little money for her retirement. Cat food and cat litter can get expensive.


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5 Comments:

At 4/17/2006 7:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Mr. Viddy, I saw over on the Duke City Fix that you don't like the Westside and I agree with you 90%: but as a newbee you simply HAVE to visit Corrales. It is one of the few largely authentic New Mexican villages left in the area. Drive the whole length of Corrales Road: visit our farmers' markets, galleries, wineries, restaurants and all the other things that make Corrales unique. No street-lights, no stop lights, very rural yet with lots to do.

May 6&7 we have our Art/Studio tour during which 35+ artists open their private galleries and studios to the public. We are also re-mudding our Old Historic Church - the heart of the village - which we do every year.

 
At 4/18/2006 8:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Note to anonymous:
That's funny. Mr. viddy didn't much like Portland area much either when he lived here. And he's obviously got major issues with women. I'm sorry you've got to deal with him now. Make sure to check back in with his blog from time to time: he likes to post and then delete his sexual exploits. Classy!

 
At 4/18/2006 9:49 PM, Blogger Mr. Viddy said...

I don't have an issue with women or Portland. It is amusing that you like to misinterpret my postings but such is life.

 
At 4/20/2006 3:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You hit the nail on the head about Angela. I lived next door to the whore for years. Her hot tub is a sperm bank. I've seen myself all the men that have come and gone. She also is in need of money seeing that she doesn't even own her home and her mother who owns that home has now evicted her. She has also harrassed my family for years. She has nothing better to do w/ her time since she has no friends and her own family doesn't want anything to do w/ her either

 
At 1/30/2011 5:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darrick is a tool... I know this is way late but just in case anyone links to it... He was sleeping with a woman LISA SNETHEN (GARZA)who at the time worked for the DA, (back in the mid 90s) breaking up her marriage and setting her up in an apartment DURING his bid for election to chief of police... with the same styling that is attributed to him later... absolute TOOL!!!!

 

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