Star Jones: Almost Dead

Star Jones suffered some major setbacks recently when she went in for breast lift surgery and found herself on the verge of death. Forgive me for my lack of sympathy but that vain bitch had it coming. She has let her C-List celebrity status go to her head. My god, all that she has ever done in life is get a spot on The View along with four other miserable bitches. It is not like she has ever made a serious effort to contribute something worthwhile to society. Unless you count that huge fiasco she called a wedding.

Before she hit it big she was just another tubby dame looking to get by in the world and then one day ABC comes a calling and now she thinks that she is the cat's meow. The bee's knees even. Along with this recently failed breast lift she has also undergone elective surgery to drop some of the fat she had accumulated prior to becoming a TV personality.

Folks, this just goes to show you what happens when you give too much attention to an individual who is not well grounded. Star Jones would rather die than be comfortable with who she is. What a pity said the kitty.

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