Vive le France!

French Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin sees himself as a man of action but as the world knows, what the French consider action is standing up to surrender. So to honor the French and their man of action, I am posting some fun facts regarding the French.

1. In ancient times, primitive Frenchmen surrendered to thunderstorms

2. A Frenchman will fight valiantly and without regard to his own safety if you stand between him and his white flag.

3. To show support for the United States and our preemptive strike policy, the French are adopting a policy of preemptive surrender.

4. The French are lobbying to have surrender added as an official event for the 2008 Summer Olympics.


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