One Way Ticket To Hell: Rev. Fred Phelps

If there is a hell, then Fred Phelps has more than earned himself a one way ticket straight to meet his mentor. Satan. Fred Phelps, here is a man who kills dogs, molests and abuses children and women and then has the audacity to drag his inbred congregation around the country to preach about the evils of homosexuality. Yes, this is THE Fred Phelps who likes to appear at the funerals of fallen soldiers to talk about how much God hates them and the United States.

Something tells me that God is not really wanting to partner up with someone like Fred Phelps. The Westboro Baptist Church. This is a real group of winners. Interestingly enough it is composed mainly of people related to Phelps through blood or marriage. Probably both. Rumor has it that Fred Phelps prefers the intimacy of close relatives, if you get my meaning. Did I say incest? That's up for you to decide.

It is very curious that Mr. Phelps is so unforgiving considering he has had a history of drug and alcohol abuse as well as a history of violence not only towards strangers but his own family members. An example of the pot calling the kettle black you say? Perhaps.

An easy explanation would be to say that Fred Phelps is just a fucking lunatic but that would not do him justice. This guy is the personification of evil, right down to masquerading as a man of God. And the icing on the cake is the fact that he bears a striking resemblance to the Tall Man from the Phantasm movies. Seriously.

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